Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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