Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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