Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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