I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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