Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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