doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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