come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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