"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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