He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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