Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
