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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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