no. you can't hotbox the world.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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