Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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