the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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