He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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