super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
