Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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