Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
whose parrot is this?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
