She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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