Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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