nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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