What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
