everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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