I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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