she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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