Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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