After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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