if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
