My balls are so social today.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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