What a fucking waste of an outfit
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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