the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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