Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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