considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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