Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
tequila makes me forget i have legs
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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