we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Randomize
