Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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