my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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