all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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