found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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