And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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