Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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