Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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