she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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