i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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