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I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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