If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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