pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Couch. On fire.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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