He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
what the fuck is wrong with you
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