this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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