i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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