I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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