quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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