I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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