Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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