I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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