I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Randomize
