which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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