would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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